Somewhere
Maybe the long way, between the inky blackness of the New York City Subway system and the soaring peaks of the snow-capped Himalayas, lies the fabled Ostergaard family cottage.
Nestled by the famously rejuvinating waters of the shallowest and most precious of the Great Lakes, Lake Erie, the family compound is awash in rustic elegance and natural beauty.
The ancient structure stands as a monument to another age, back in time, a simpler day, before television or microwave ovens, or spam filters, or talking GPS.
That elusive tumble-down cottage offers near-mystical renewall and rejuvenation properties for those few fortunate enough to find the secret, hidden location, far, far off the beaten path.
Back when the Pharoes ruled over Egypt, they built the pyramids to memorialize their family greatness. Well, you get the idea. This is the web site.
Enter, if you dare